Dear Jesus:
Just for a change, can I give you some advices, huh?
When I see you in eternity, will you still sport that long hair and beard and that white flowing dress? May I suggest a makeover and a bit haircut? Or at least hair rebonding? I can get you an ex- deal if you want. A re- invention of your fashion taste wouldnt hurt, right?
You are so misunderstood by a lot of people in your ways and wisdom. Dont you think its time to stop the no comment silences and have a grand press conference so you can explain yourself from your cruel critics and appease the agnostics and the atheists and those that have just grown cold on you because of tampo? Its high time to set the record straight and shut those who put words into your mouth just because you choose not to comment. Whatcha think, huh?
Why not even the playing field? Those who have so much and those who barely get by by a hairbreadth? This is just among others, huh? Equal the distribution of wealth, talents, and even adversities. I just cant grasp why some have so much they almost drip, while others owns so little they couldnt keep! Its so indecent, so pathetic! They feel so api even in their sleep!
Know what!?
I think you ought to get me now. I figured out life na. Ive since accepted you. Ive shared my faith. Whats keeping you? I so yearn for heaven. I advice you to take me. Now na!
puhhleeaese!?
Christ,
Can you make the sky green and the sEa a grape -juice purple? For a change
itll be cool, huh!? Consider it!?
The more I try to advice you, the more I feel stupid. Of course I cant outdo you. Its foolish doing this and for all those who think they know better & question you read here. Ridiculous thing, huh?!
